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Bill Murphy Jr.'s avatar

I’ll be working late tonight because I spent the morning digging for worms with my coworker, and when we came inside she wanted me to paint her nails. (But I’m very OK with this!)

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Kristi's avatar

I don't have coworkers so I never have to wear pants.

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JB's avatar

My coworkers were snoring during my afternoon call yesterday. Everyone on the call who saw them on the couch behind me thought they were "dead" because they didn't move a muscle for an entire hour. DOGS!

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Rachel's avatar

My co-worker interrupted a zoom work call to ask me to rate two smoothies he'd made. I picked the blueberry one.

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John McCracken's avatar

My coworker keeps pooping and won't go to sleep.

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Joe Werwie's avatar

My coworker just came upstairs and said when he's finished with his assignment he's going to make banana bread. Best day ever!

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Ted Kuepper's avatar

I wrote a song for my co-workers and they seem to like it. It's on the Archie Artichoke Facebook page.

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Chris Stowers's avatar

I have one coworker who doesn't move before noon. My other coworker and my boss (*wife) are in college and grad school, respectively. They both are attending their classes regularly on their computers and are much more productive than I am.

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Robyn's avatar

My coworkers refuse to walk outside now because the worms might get them.

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Robyn's avatar

Today my coworkers refused to conform to dress code and wear shirts 👚.

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Nick Lewis's avatar

This post made my day!

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Kristi's avatar

This was really fun by the way. I hope you don't mind I shared this same activity in my newsletter today, and I included a link to yours. So if you suddenly get a bunch of sign ups, you're welcome LOL.

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Bill Murphy Jr.'s avatar

Go team!

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Hannah's avatar

My coworker doesn't show up until around 9:30, then takes FOREVER in the bathroom!

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Maureen Grigs's avatar

My coworker turned 13 today and has a little brother(they are furry kids). My coworker taps me on the leg when I have been on the computer too long. I go out into the hallway and her brother is waiting at the bottom of the stairs. Tag team! Time for me to go outside and run with them! They are very health-oriented!

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Vinny's avatar

My coworker just came into my office to tell me they were bored and there is nothing to do.

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Bill Murphy Jr.'s avatar

Oh that was always dangerous for "coworkers" to do in my house, growing up!

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Maureen Grigs's avatar

Ha! Always one of my pet peeves too! What d’ya mean, you’re bored!!

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Antonia's avatar

I just told my coworker that seeing as it's noon they had better have a shower and get dressed :)

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nic's avatar

I kicked my co worker out of the office ....let's just say he ate something that did NOT agree with him.

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Lisa's avatar

My coworker just took a bike ride to Starbucks and didn't offer to bring anything back for me. It was MY money!

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Kara's avatar

My female corworker had a zoom meeting with her team and shoved her male coworker out of the way when he wanted to say hi! She left the meeting and held a pity party instead

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Kelly Weekley's avatar

My coworker tried to interrupt me while I was on a conference call to tell me something about his video game. Since he's 14, you'd think he would know better. :)

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Rosie's avatar

My coworker did a great job on her online learning, so we celebrated with pizza and ice cream for lunch! We also made iheart cards for each other -- what a dream job! ❤️

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Tom's avatar

After reading / replying / de-spamming / forwarding / etc.ing my 3 Email accounts I come back to reality to find my favorite co-worker 🐈 curled up in my lap sound asleep. Can you say "Stealthy" ? HOW does she Do That!??

Yesterday my 3 co-workers were all napping for hours in a 1 co-worker box!

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