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I’ll be working late tonight because I spent the morning digging for worms with my coworker, and when we came inside she wanted me to paint her nails. (But I’m very OK with this!)

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

I don't have coworkers so I never have to wear pants.

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

My coworkers were snoring during my afternoon call yesterday. Everyone on the call who saw them on the couch behind me thought they were "dead" because they didn't move a muscle for an entire hour. DOGS!

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

My co-worker interrupted a zoom work call to ask me to rate two smoothies he'd made. I picked the blueberry one.

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

My coworker keeps pooping and won't go to sleep.

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

My coworker just came upstairs and said when he's finished with his assignment he's going to make banana bread. Best day ever!

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

I wrote a song for my co-workers and they seem to like it. It's on the Archie Artichoke Facebook page.

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

I have one coworker who doesn't move before noon. My other coworker and my boss (*wife) are in college and grad school, respectively. They both are attending their classes regularly on their computers and are much more productive than I am.

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

My coworkers refuse to walk outside now because the worms might get them.

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

This post made my day!

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

This was really fun by the way. I hope you don't mind I shared this same activity in my newsletter today, and I included a link to yours. So if you suddenly get a bunch of sign ups, you're welcome LOL.

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

My coworker doesn't show up until around 9:30, then takes FOREVER in the bathroom!

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

My coworker turned 13 today and has a little brother(they are furry kids). My coworker taps me on the leg when I have been on the computer too long. I go out into the hallway and her brother is waiting at the bottom of the stairs. Tag team! Time for me to go outside and run with them! They are very health-oriented!

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

My coworker just came into my office to tell me they were bored and there is nothing to do.

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

I just told my coworker that seeing as it's noon they had better have a shower and get dressed :)

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

I kicked my co worker out of the office ....let's just say he ate something that did NOT agree with him.

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

My coworker just took a bike ride to Starbucks and didn't offer to bring anything back for me. It was MY money!

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

My female corworker had a zoom meeting with her team and shoved her male coworker out of the way when he wanted to say hi! She left the meeting and held a pity party instead

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

My coworker tried to interrupt me while I was on a conference call to tell me something about his video game. Since he's 14, you'd think he would know better. :)

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Mar 20, 2020Liked by Bill Murphy Jr.

My coworker did a great job on her online learning, so we celebrated with pizza and ice cream for lunch! We also made iheart cards for each other -- what a dream job! ❤️

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After reading / replying / de-spamming / forwarding / etc.ing my 3 Email accounts I come back to reality to find my favorite co-worker 🐈 curled up in my lap sound asleep. Can you say "Stealthy" ? HOW does she Do That!??

Yesterday my 3 co-workers were all napping for hours in a 1 co-worker box!

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